The Matriarchy Collection
Grace Under Permanent Construction.
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MOTHERHOOD: LIKE LEADERSHIP BUT STICKIER. -
THEY CALL IT NAGGING. I CALL IT QUALITY ASSURANCE. -
ZEN IS CANCELED. -
IT'S NOT WINE. IT'S EMOTIONAL LOGISTICS. -
I'M NOT CONTROLLING. I JUST KNOW BETTER. -
I'M THE CALM BEFORE YOUR STORM. -
HE SAID RELAX. HE'S FINE NOW. -
You should try listening sometime. It’s life-changing. -
I said ‘do what you want.’ I meant ‘choose wisely.’ -
I don’t rise and shine. I drag and tolerate. -
I’m not cold. You’re just exhausting.