The Laws Collection
If it can go wrong, it’s probably a Tuesday.
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MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST. -
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE PIGEON. SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE STATUE. -
ROCK BOTTOM HAD A BASEMENT. -
DESTINY FORGOT TO CC: ME. -
MY INNER PEACE GOT A NOISE COMPLAINT. -
I FOLLOWED THE SIGNS. THEY WERE WRONG. -
IT WAS FOOLPROOF UNTIL WE UPGRADED THE FOOLS. -
COINCIDENCE IS JUST POOR PLANNING DISGUISED AS FATE. -
ENTROPY IS PATIENT. -
ORDER EXISTS TO BE INTERRUPTED.
