HOOAH TRANSLATES TO 'WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS'

HOPE IS MY COPING MECHANISM.

I CAME, I SAW, I OVERTHOUGHT.

I CAME. I SAW. I BARELY MANAGED.

I FOLLOWED THE SIGNS. THEY WERE WRONG.

I TRIED TO BOND WITH MY FEELINGS. WE DON'T GET ALONG.

I TRIED TO FIND MYSELF. TURNS OUT I WAS OVERRATED.

I'M FLUENT IN SIGHS.

I'M GROUNDED, MOSTLY BY GRAVITY.

I'M NOT CONTROLLING. I JUST KNOW BETTER.

I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST REMEMBERING.

I'M THE CALM BEFORE YOUR STORM.

I'M ZE-NISH AT BEST.

INNER PEACE PENDING.

IT WAS FOOLPROOF UNTIL WE UPGRADED THE FOOLS.

IT'S NOT WINE. IT'S EMOTIONAL LOGISTICS.

MARINES DON'T RETREAT. WE AGGRESSIVELY RELOCATE.

MOTHERHOOD: LIKE LEADERSHIP BUT STICKIER.

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.

MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY.

MY B-ROLL HAS MORE MEANING.

MY COPING SKILLS HAVE COPING SKILLS.

MY INNER CHILD WANTS A REFUND.